The Constitutional Monarchy of XJeff is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.252 billion XJeffians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of X. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient XJeffian economy, worth 129 trillion xxxes a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,340 xxxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military's newest anti-tank strategy is throwing a landmine like a frisbee, the free market's hand is quite visible, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XJeff's national animal is the zeroness, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XJeff is ranked 290,561^st in the world and 708^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 5.62 Obesity Rate.