The Constitutional Monarchy of XJeff is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.394 billion XJeffians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of X. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient XJeffian economy, worth 145 trillion xxxes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,406 xxxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XJeff's national animal is the zeroness, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

XJeff is ranked 116,604^th in the world and 326^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,854.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.