The Free Land of Kaantriye is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 319 million Kaantrijmannen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kaantriyean economy, worth 11.4 trillion Ruuflijes a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,720 Ruuflijes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaantriye's national animal is the Voëlvis-Hertrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaantriye is ranked 306,724^th in the world and 762^nd in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,895.05 Standard Monetary Units.