The Comrade Commonwealth of Tushto is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Arjen Lubach with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.695 billion Tushtoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zwammerdam. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tushtoan economy, worth 383 trillion Stegs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 142,245 Stegs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Comrade Arjen Lubach's reputation is hard as nails, nothing says peaceful like watching escaped velociraptors eat three vacationing Tushtoans, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Tushtoans, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tushto's national animal is the Dimetrodon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Maxisme.

Tushto is ranked 5,625^th in the world and 120^th in Europe for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.94 percentage of bribes refused.