The Ukraine Supporter of Walfo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Neil II with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.54 billion Walfonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperious. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Walfoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,537 trillion Francs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,890 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", and the government is giving peace a chance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walfo's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Walfo is ranked 267,683^rd in the world and 1,129^th in Europe for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -33.65 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.