The Autocratic Empire of Walfo is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Neil II with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.332 billion Walfonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperious. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Walfoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,150 trillion Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 254,130 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried White Eagle Dung" has been declared a national treasure, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walfo's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Walfo is ranked 2,656^th in the world and 67^th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 228 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.