The 𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙸 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙸𝚂𝚃 of Heparane-Kelogg is a massive, genial nation, ruled by 👑 𝘌𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘦𝘭 𝘐 with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The cynical, devout population of 2.246 billion 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘷𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘴 are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🌆 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵-𝘓𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘭. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘷𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯 economy, worth 123 trillion 💲 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘷𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘹𝘦s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 55,108 💲 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘷𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘹𝘦s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heparane-Kelogg's national animal is the 🔱 𝘏𝘪𝘨𝘷𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘢 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘢, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🇻🇦 𝘙𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘊𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘮.

Heparane-Kelogg is ranked 227,637^th in the world and 462^nd in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 8.47 Obesity Rate.