The Fattest Citizens in Europe

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Europe is ranked 19,574th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Supreme High Imperium of TerdiatlansCorporate Bordello“All hail the Imperator!”
2.The Confederacy of The Griffin RepublicMoralistic Democracy“With God's vengeance, we prosper.”
3.The Corporate Federation of MaritzalIron Fist Consumerists“Together As One”
4.The Community of The Dorvan Protectorate of FerranghiaRight-wing Utopia“Yes master, I am here to serve”
5.The Federated Capitalist States of Southern MausAnarchy“Potentia Oeconomica Moralium”
6.The Enterprise of DalorxiaCapitalist Paradise“Lucrum Per Progressum, Profit through Progress.”
7.The Holy Empire of Bizarro DurliaCorporate Police State“Might Makes Right”
8.The Dictatorship of KiikkulandiaAnarchy“voi sampetti”
9.The Most Glorious Dictatorship of CidoniaFather Knows Best State“Peace through Firepower”
10.The Colony of The NSS Ministry of Colonial AffairsCorporate Police State“To serve The Federation of Northern Socialist States”
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