The Bosky Highland Kingdom of Woodlands is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Silva Tahoma with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 5.834 billion Cyrinics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maplewood Camp Harbour. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyrinic economy, worth a remarkable 1,254 trillion sylvan crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 214,951 sylvan crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and the nation's holy places are littered with doughnut crumbs. Crime is totally unknown. Woodlands's national animal is the muskrat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Woodlands is ranked 47,107^th in the world and 427^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,043.14 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.