The Kingdom of Seavia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 843 million Seavians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olissipo. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Seavian economy, worth 85.2 trillion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 101,046 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seavia's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seavia is ranked 100,070^th in the world and 310^th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 177.51 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.