The Federal Queendom of Elisabethshagen is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kanzler und Königin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.254 billion Elisabethshageners are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elisabethshagen. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elisabethshagenian economy, worth 967 trillion Guldens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,152 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elisabethshagen isn't what it used to be, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television, and only lightning has a chance of striking Kanzler und Königin twice. Crime is totally unknown. Elisabethshagen's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelic-Lutheran Faith.

Elisabethshagen is ranked 29,828^th in the world and 162^nd in Europe for Most Stationary, with 886.13282176352 days.