Most Influential: 15thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,082ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,124th
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The Seven Provinces

Population23.048 billion

LeaderSpurdo Spärde

Currencycolombian flake

The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with a fair hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.048 billion Seven Provincians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 5,206 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 225,908 colombian flakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Terrified neighbors cower behind concertina wire and machine gun nests, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.

The Seven Provinces is ranked 1,584th in the world and 26th in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 63 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Influential: 15thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,082ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,124thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,417thLargest Retail Industry: 1,542ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,584thRudest Citizens: 2,061stBest Weather: 2,279thHighest Economic Output: 2,370thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,992ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,078thHighest Crime Rates: 3,294thMost Cultured: 3,362ndMost Developed: 3,363rdLargest Black Market: 3,432ndMost Advanced Public Education: 3,593rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,603rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,808thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,328thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,355thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,170thHighest Food Quality: 5,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,296thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,351stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,670thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,028thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,592ndLargest Populations: 6,739thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,655thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,224thLargest Governments: 10,391stMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,822ndTop
Most Armed: 13,479thMost Inclusive: 14,260thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,894thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,300thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,984th
Most Influential: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the regionBest Weather: 37th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 53rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 59th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 66th in the regionMost Cultured: 69th in the regionMost Developed: 71st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 83rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 83rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Armed: 87th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 90th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 99th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 109th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 112th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 128th in the region

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