Most Influential: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 540thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,239th
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The Seven Provinces

Population18.519 billion

LeaderSpurdo Spärde

Currencycolombian flake

The Grand Duchy of The Seven Provinces is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Spurdo Spärde with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.519 billion Seven Provincians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benishof. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Seven Provincian economy, worth a remarkable 3,475 trillion colombian flakes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 187,656 colombian flakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 558,794 per year while the poor average 49,377, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and paraplegics are told to walk it off. Crime is totally unknown. The Seven Provinces's national animal is the pædobär, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benism.

The Seven Provinces is ranked 8,822nd in the world and 123rd in Europe for Largest Governments, scoring 33.85 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Influential: 10thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 540thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,239thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,304thBest Weather: 1,609thMost Stationary: 1,823rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,074thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,191stTop
Most Developed: 2,655thSmartest Citizens: 2,752ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,841stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,861stMost Efficient Economies: 3,044thHighest Economic Output: 3,197thLargest Retail Industry: 3,662ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,764thMost Cultured: 3,945thRudest Citizens: 4,149thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,150thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,767thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,037thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,761stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,807thLargest Populations: 7,272ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,421stHighest Average Incomes: 7,583rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,222ndMost Inclusive: 8,403rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,638thLargest Governments: 8,822ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,469thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,389thSafest: 17,407thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,262ndMost Devout: 19,570thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,742nd
Most Influential: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 51st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 64th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 66th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 66th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 72nd in the regionMost Cultured: 78th in the regionRudest Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 98th in the regionMost Politically Free: 106th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 112th in the region

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