The Kingdom of The River Fel is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Irman R Ukril with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.742 billion River Felians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felripar. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient River Felian economy, worth 520 trillion Felents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 139,163 Felents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Felent is newly gilt in trust, atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The River Fel's national animal is the Fel River Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The River Fel is ranked 9,535^th in the world and 222^nd in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 90.85 on the Human Development Index.