The Federal Kingdom of Svodarska is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sir Fritz FW with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 5.011 billion Svodarskans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latheranien. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Svodarskan economy, worth 547 trillion athens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,351 athens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic news is delivered to drivers via carrier pigeon, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svodarska's national animal is the feline chaus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Svodarska is ranked 10,598^th in the world and 142^nd in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,488.01 on the Gilded Widget Scale.