The Socialist States of Newex Nov Can is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leisel Ludwig with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 889 million Newex Nov Canians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falconaire. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Newex Nov Canian economy, worth 115 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 129,659 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newex Nov Can's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Newex Nov Can is ranked 25,391^st in the world and 221^st in Europe for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.