The Federal Republic of Newex Nov Can is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alessara Veyron with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.792 billion Newex Nov Canians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falconaire. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Newex Nov Canian economy, worth a remarkable 2,156 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,255 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newex Nov Can's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is falconis.

Newex Nov Can is ranked 169,221^st in the world and 499^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 210.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.