The Federal Democratic Republic of Jahass is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Epictetus with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.042 billion Jahassians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sethanon. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jahassian economy, worth 983 trillion Dahmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 139,637 Dahmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, and the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jahass's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jahass is ranked 7,831^st in the world and 143^rd in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 103.94 quips per hour.