The More you know of Ottterland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Lontrus Slider The Otter with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 2.277 billion Otterlandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otterland City. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Otterlandian economy, worth 199 trillion Otter Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 87,485 Otter Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All technology must be personally blessed by religious officials before purchase, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ottterland's national animal is the Otter🦦, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is ottenvagelistic chistianity.

Ottterland is ranked 163,666^th in the world and 783^rd in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 572.23 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.