The Peoples Republic of Konzhov is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Stalinkovich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.211 billion Konzhovians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovda. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Konzhovian economy, worth a remarkable 4,517 trillion Konzhovian Rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,510 Konzhovian Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports, soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konzhov's national animal is the Konzhovian brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Konzhov is ranked 4,057^th in the world and 84^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,120.45 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.