The United Socialist Republic of Konzhov is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade Stalinkovich with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.453 billion Konzhovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovda. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Konzhovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,081 trillion USRK Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,768 USRK Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and citizens can freely debate whether Comrade Stalinkovich is a great leader or the greatest leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konzhov's national animal is the Konzhovian brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Konzhov is ranked 210,461^st in the world and 1,079^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.29 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.