Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 132ndLowest Crime Rates: 412thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 515th
The United Socialist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Built From the Worker's Mighty Hand!
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population11.453 billion

LeaderComrade Stalinkovich

CurrencyUSRK Ruble
AnimalKonzhovian brown bear

The United Socialist Republic of Konzhov is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Comrade Stalinkovich with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.453 billion Konzhovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovda. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Konzhovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,081 trillion USRK Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,768 USRK Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and citizens can freely debate whether Comrade Stalinkovich is a great leader or the greatest leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konzhov's national animal is the Konzhovian brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Konzhov is ranked 210,461st in the world and 1,079th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.29 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 132ndLowest Crime Rates: 412thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 515thSafest: 747thLongest Average Lifespans: 835thHealthiest Citizens: 1,053rdBest Weather: 1,174thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,302ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,442ndMost Influential: 1,618thLargest Governments: 1,752ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,998thMost Developed: 2,234thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,864thMost Patriotic: 3,061stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,124thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,179thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,453rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,918thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,995thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,365thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,502ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,844thMost Secular: 6,432ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,593rdSmartest Citizens: 7,533rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,921stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,956thMost Authoritarian: 8,994thHighest Economic Output: 9,253rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,589thHighest Average Incomes: 9,764thTop
Most Stationary: 14,428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,295thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,768thMost Conservative: 22,464thMost Income Equality: 22,668th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionMost Patriotic: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionLargest Governments: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 59th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 71st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 78th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionLargest Populations: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 85th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 93rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 102nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 114th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 118th in the regionMost Conservative: 127th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 134th in the regionMost Extreme: 139th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 142nd in the region

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