The Democratic Republic of Shenny is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its smutty television, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.846 billion Shennyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yneg. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Shennyian economy, worth a remarkable 6,259 trillion shennyzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 371,543 shennyzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, retired racing green eye dragons are served truffles for breakfast, the government is keeping a watch on all seeing eyes, and children who drop their ice cream are fined for littering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Shenny's national animal is the green eye dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Shenny is ranked 1,389^th in the world and 46^th in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 80.48 average smiles per day.