The Democratic Republic of Nova Moldavia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Dabija with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.608 billion Moldavians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iași. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moldavian economy, worth 338 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,971 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, government employees from Nova Moldavia dominate international lumberjack competitions, and male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nova Moldavia's national animal is the Aurochs, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Nova Moldavia is ranked 168,422^nd in the world and 893^rd in Europe for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,332.65 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.