The Eco-Socialist Democracy of Statte is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Sommo Stattarulo with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.113 billion Stattesi enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gambe di Mazinga. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stattese economy, worth a remarkable 1,148 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 187,951 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and politicians no longer click with dating app matches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Statte's national animal is the White Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mazinganism.

Statte is ranked 3,306^th in the world and 64^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 9,970.42 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.