The World World Census
The Highest Economic Output in the World
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Sadistic Republic of Bright Angel | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Get Outa Here!!” | |
| 2. |  The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.” | |
| 3. |  The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
| 4. |  The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland | Capitalizt | “A Good Place to Raise Your Business” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Little Flowers | Capitalizt | “Roses have thorns!” | |
| 6. |  The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR | Father Knows Best State | “EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI” | |
| 7. |  The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels | Compulsory Consumerist State | “The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.” | |
| 8. |  The Burlesque Republic of The Centauri | Compulsory Consumerist State | “What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?” | |
| 9. |  The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | Capitalist Paradise | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” | |
| 10. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Psychotic Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” |