Most Influential: 417thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 433rdMost Inclusive: 1,852nd
The Macintosh of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The brightest golden ray.
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Noristoniaka

Population3.532 billion

CapitalPjetažävodsk
LeaderĻvaan Zemätszhlov˙ch
FaithRussian Orthodoxy

Currencysomä
Animalcardinal

The Macintosh of Noristoniaka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ļvaan Zemätszhlov˙ch with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.532 billion Karjaži have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pjetažävodsk. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Karelian economy, worth 632 trillion somäs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 178,964 somäs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noristoniaka's national animal is the cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

Noristoniaka is ranked 9,380th in the world and 166th in Europe for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.11 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Influential: 417thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 433rdMost Inclusive: 1,852ndHighest Food Quality: 2,544thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,002ndMost Cultured: 3,085thNicest Citizens: 3,089thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,144thMost Pacifist: 3,618thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,158thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,242ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,419thLargest Governments: 4,730thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,944thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,635thMost Developed: 5,663rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,824thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,913thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,993rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,007thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,035thLowest Crime Rates: 6,447thSmartest Citizens: 6,449thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,675thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,820thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,947thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,524thHealthiest Citizens: 8,632ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,038thMost Efficient Economies: 9,380thHighest Average Incomes: 9,932ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,848thTop
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Best Weather: 15,312thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,072ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,287thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,820th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 44th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 54th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 58th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 60th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 60th in the regionNicest Citizens: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 62nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 69th in the regionMost Pacifist: 71st in the regionLargest Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 78th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 82nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 93rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 95th in the regionMost Influential: 105th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 106th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 114th in the regionMost Developed: 116th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 119th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • : Noristoniaka changed its national demonym plural to "Karjaži".
  • : Noristoniaka changed its national demonym plural to "KarjažI".
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Noristoniaka, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.

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