The Macintosh of Noristoniaka is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ïvaan Zemätszhlovÿch with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.532 billion Karjaži have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pjetažävodsk. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Karelian economy, worth 632 trillion somäs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 178,964 somäs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and the freedom to be free is always just out of reach. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noristoniaka's national animal is the cardinal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

Noristoniaka is ranked 9,380^th in the world and 166^th in Europe for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.11 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.