The Kingdom of Karsolovi is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Isaac Valendrovic III with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 8.184 billion Karsolovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andłoria. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Karsolovian economy, worth a remarkable 1,453 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 177,647 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, all facts are created equal, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Isaac Valendrovic III's political rallies, and terrorism and assassination are tried-and-true methods of political activism. Crime is totally unknown. Karsolovi's national animal is the Eastern Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Karsolovi is ranked 30,407^th in the world and 384^th in Europe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,648.39 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.