The Federation of Hhava is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Big Boss with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 6.782 billion Hhavans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cahokia. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hhavan economy, worth 452 trillion GMPS a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,660 GMPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from Hhava retire only a few years after being appointed, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, the new one GMP coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hhava's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hhava is ranked 65,379^th in the world and 434^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.19 law-abiding acts per hour.