The Federal Republic of Rhudiland is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Jean-Jacques Perrière with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.354 billion Rhudeines have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mumlin. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhudeine economy, worth a remarkable 1,594 trillion Mières a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,420 Mières, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, safety warnings are prohibited lest they give people ideas, the army employs a "shoot first, shoot later" policy, and those on cloud nine have been relocated to cloud negative six. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhudiland's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity and Judaism.

Rhudiland is ranked 191,814^th in the world and 571^st in Europe for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.51 percentage of bribes refused.