The Socialist Federation of Tikonia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by EJA with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.753 billion Tikonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiki. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tikonian economy, worth 182 trillion Marcals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 104,256 Marcals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tikonia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tikonia is ranked 35,949^th in the world and 431^st in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.63 law-abiding acts per hour.