The Hindu-Korean Federation of Namsan is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Eun Jiyeon with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.834 billion Namsanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daesong. The average income tax rate is 48.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Namsanian economy, worth 754 trillion Namsan Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,248 Namsan Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, and matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namsan's national animal is the Pallas’s Cat and its national religion is Korean Hinduism.

Namsan is ranked 108,949^th in the world and 109^th in Karma for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,647.9 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.