The Matriarchy of Karma Pirate is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nepo The Pirate with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.701 billion Karma Pirateans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bay O' Bonkers. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Karma Piratean economy, worth 188 trillion Them Chachings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 40,086 Them Chachings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, Nepo The Pirate is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Karma Pirate's national animal is the Skellys, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Karma Pirate is ranked 39,037^th in the world and 71^st in Karma for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 49.62 on the Kitten Softness Rating.