The Eggceptional Easter Egg Find of Crpostran is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Ankit Mohan with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.988 billion Crpostranians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crpostown. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crpostranian economy, worth a remarkable 2,155 trillion Florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,812 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and Ankit Mohan is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crpostran's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is IDK.

Crpostran is ranked 285,445^th in the world and 162^nd in Karma for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.34 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.