The Forgotten Civilization of Takh Avros is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Tsivikh Damian with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.673 billion Avros are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cõvtåli. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Takh Avrosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,632 trillion Karis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,408 Karis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Takh Avros. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Takh Avros's national animal is the Ouroboros, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Takh Avros is ranked 44,972^nd in the world and 48^th in Karma for Highest Average Incomes, with 119,408.45 Standard Monetary Units.