The Humanist Brotherhood of Olamh is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Antonio Antonoman with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.495 billion Olamhians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olamhopolis. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Olamhian economy, worth 912 trillion Men a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 203,018 Men, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, President Antonio Antonoman's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, and parents tell their children 'what a lovely mistake you turned out to be'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Olamh's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Olamh is ranked 7,516^th in the world and 9^th in Karma for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.96 law-abiding acts per hour.