Most Influential: 1,542ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,733rdBest Weather: 5,100th
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Population4.214 billion



The Empire of Laniron is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Merlyn with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 4.214 billion Lanironians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Velomoor. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lanironian economy, worth 482 trillion Lanis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,414 Lanis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, gift baskets often contain working nukes, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laniron's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Axio.

Laniron is ranked 233,696th in the world and 331st in Karma for Fattest Citizens, with 5.06 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 1,542ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,733rdBest Weather: 5,100thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,966thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,237thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,264thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,323rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,129thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,285thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,445thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,992ndMost Developed: 9,309thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,309thHealthiest Citizens: 9,432ndMost Inclusive: 9,880thMost Cultured: 10,164thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,295thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,430thMost Secular: 13,032ndNicest Citizens: 13,449thMost Pacifist: 13,503rdSmartest Citizens: 13,589thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,781stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,793rdSafest: 14,217thLargest Governments: 14,355thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,269thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,519thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,711thHighest Drug Use: 18,319thMost Efficient Economies: 20,363rd
Most Influential: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 16th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th in the region

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