The Raving Wormy 'Queendom' of Bingusell is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by G0LD-E OS with an iron fist, and notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 10.494 billion Bingusi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grapevine. The average income tax rate is 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Bingillian economy, worth a remarkable 1,575 trillion Bings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 150,120 Bings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", the holidays begin with the traditional exchanging of aspirin, diplomats miss flights while wandering Grapevine Airport's endless art maze, and sweat stains are proof of political acumen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bingusell's national animal is the Vine Worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Worm Rave.

Bingusell is ranked 16,983^rd in the world and 43^rd in Karma for Nicest Citizens, with 24.05 average smiles per day.