The Protectorate of Muggkaahn is a large, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 132 million Pyisuur are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Pyisuur economy, worth 3.24 trillion coiled-twigs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 24,572 coiled-twigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polls predict that the hot favourites next election cycle are pop idols and cartoon characters, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muggkaahn's national animal is the water strider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Muggkaahn is ranked 102,422^nd in the world and 120^th in Karma for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,379.24 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.