The Principality of Maleno is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Philippe I with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.451 billion Malenoans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Relaneo. The average income tax rate is 58.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Malenoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,062 trillion Maleno dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,091 Maleno dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

University applicants are judged by how much they laugh at professors' tired jokes, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, record executives compete over space on buskers' setlists, and you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs. Crime is totally unknown. Maleno's national animal is the Malenoan swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Maleno is ranked 30,340^th in the world and 32^nd in Karma for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.16 law-abiding acts per hour.