The Most Serene Republic of Almaz Aralia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Premier Naoba Argyi with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.576 billion Almazs enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svezgereda. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Almaz Aralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,386 trillion rasas a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 102,144 rasas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Almaz Aralian Embarrassments, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Almaz Aralia's national animal is the Ganda Berunda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kershalba.

Almaz Aralia is ranked 126,180^th in the world and 92^nd in Karma for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,348.74 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.