Most Pacifist: 2,491stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,496thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,772nd
The United Kingdom of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Doing good things
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Apprentice
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Mattielandia

Population1.264 billion

CapitalGrey City
LeaderMattie the Dog

CurrencyDoodle
AnimalGreyhound

The United Kingdom of Mattielandia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mattie the Dog with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.264 billion Mattielandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grey City. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mattielandian economy, worth 137 trillion Doodles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 108,524 Doodles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mattielandia's national animal is the Greyhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mattielandia is ranked 234,600th in the world and 334th in Karma for Fattest Citizens, with 4.81 Obesity Rate.

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Most Pacifist: 2,491stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,496thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,772ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,852ndNicest Citizens: 2,965thMost Inclusive: 3,220thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,306thSafest: 3,675thMost Influential: 4,980thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,670thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,742ndBest Weather: 5,881stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,348thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,396thHealthiest Citizens: 7,674thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,304thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,465thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,537thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,382ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,727thMost Developed: 9,859thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,177thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,848thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,067thLowest Crime Rates: 11,237thMost Secular: 11,330thSmartest Citizens: 11,789thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,441stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,269thMost Cultured: 17,297th
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Safest: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mattielandia, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Mattielandia, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Mattielandia, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in Mattielandia, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Mattielandia, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Mattielandia, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Mattielandia, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
  • : Mattielandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Mattielandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Mattielandia endorsed The Armed Republic of Kreja.

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