The Most Laziest Confederation of Cold Edge is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The LDPCE Party with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.21 billion Japanese Russians and Koreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokyo IV. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient cold edge citizen economy, worth a remarkable 1,534 trillion Yen-Won-Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 212,854 Yen-Won-Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Council of Asia, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and the comic book series 'The LDPCE Party and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cold Edge's national animal is the Akita Inu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cold Edge is ranked 50,429^th in the world and 71^st in Council of Asia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,944.99 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.