The Free Land of Kimpotia is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by A Passing Citizen with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 884 million Kimpotians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kimpotian economy, worth 115 trillion pots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 130,507 pots, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 736,167 per year while the poor average 11,384, a ratio of 64.7 to 1.

Newspapers are running a front-page picture of A Passing Citizen holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, everyone hates people who encourage hate, and the family of A Passing Citizen bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kimpotia's national animal is the buck bumble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kimpotia is ranked 41,292^nd in the world and 70^th in Council of Asia for Smartest Citizens, with 48.25 quips per hour.