Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,506thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,900thSafest: 3,544th
The Calamaripublic of
Democratic Socialists
Wake me up when I care
Squidward Tentacles
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population2.364 billion

CapitalBikini Bottom
LeaderSquidward Tentacles


The Calamaripublic of Dunsteen is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Squidward Tentacles with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.364 billion Dunstenes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikini Bottom. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dunsteenian economy, worth 333 trillion clarinets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,231 clarinets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium', and prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dunsteen's national animal is the squid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Squidism.

Dunsteen is ranked 13,526th in the world and 241st in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 78.3 quips per hour.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,506thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,900thTop
Safest: 3,544thMost Influential: 3,905thMost Pacifist: 4,506thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,579thHealthiest Citizens: 4,878thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,618thMost Inclusive: 6,533rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,732ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,959thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,342ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,396thBest Weather: 7,571stHighest Food Quality: 7,655thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,903rdNicest Citizens: 8,276thMost Developed: 8,723rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,107thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,183rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,609thLargest Governments: 9,611thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,261stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,531stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,898thMost Cultured: 12,255thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,167thSmartest Citizens: 13,526thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,514thMost Secular: 17,488thHighest Average Incomes: 17,750thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,705thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,169th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 61st in the regionTop
Safest: 66th in the regionMost Pacifist: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 90th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 91st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 106th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 113th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 114th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 123rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 129th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dunsteen, prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet.
  • : Following new legislation in Dunsteen, oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dunsteen, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
  • : Dunsteen endorsed The Commonwealth of Nyvunnland.
  • : Dunsteen was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Nyvunnland.
  • : Following new legislation in Dunsteen, most of the military's funding goes into researching space-age weaponry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dunsteen, no one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on.
  • : Following new legislation in Dunsteen, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dunsteen, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Dunsteen, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 118 » Invernessia, Eppur, Jim the Baptist, Elisabethshagen, Yahlia, The New Nordic Union, North of Americas, Eco-Paris Reformation, Thracia Republic, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, New Eestiball, Meropis, St Scarlett, GanymedEuropa, Northern German Federation, Irminsulia, The Champions League, Berlin and Hanover, Walfo, Nardin, Agausia, Qroma, Magyarostan, Sloburg, Europe a Nation, Umeria, Regnum Italiae, Kanokla, Dark Matter, Valtrona, Maritzal, Ausvelt, Nuweland, Bathera, Kharkolov, Falvaard, Broabant, Nea Europa, Mynox, Wombelland, Super Happy Land, Northwest Isles, Galway-Dublin, Tschechisches Reich, Thracia and Crimea, Mombourg, Kebabian States, NorthPortugal, Panversia, Eritei, and 68 others.Gliesetonia, Greater Icelandia, Zarulia, Othenhiem, Marvingia, Scyra, Why are we hear, Mojuatafurertopeopir, Aura Banitia, The New Dawn Imperium, Lodhs beard, Rary, Karnea, Reorganized Portugal, Aroale, An Clar, Saiwania, Balcem, Apabeossie, United States of Russia1, Imperium Anglorum, Armbruster, Steroublic, Nasrid al-Andalus, Weltbeherrschung, Someseni, Dervenland, Chioganah, Boldia, Trisikistan, Kardjali, Vale-Beacon, Dabarastan, Heplon, Diets, Gorzi, Hollow Shrine, Federal Commune of Europea, Great-Desolates, Arsenial, Caescadia, Noristoniaka, LuckRich, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Wiener-Neustadt, Wegensburg, Nova, Trilanian, The Templar Papal New State, Nova Espana, Leszno, United Communes of Chile, Scutarie, Brakanistan, The Reunited Yugoslavs, New Vorarlberg, Corsoaua, Zulrich, Gotho, Zelenskraine, Phinelia, ROBLOX is Epic, Kalebo, Antair, Russkaya Svoboda, Nghymru, Kaspinia, and Nyvunnland.