The Muh of Kyrindor Puppet is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed population of 4.45 billion Kyrindorians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soweydonzan. The average income tax rate is 36.1%.

The thriving Kyrindite economy, worth 290 trillion Hythindeals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,319 Hythindeals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', Kyrindite companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, and sick Kyrindorians are hair today and gone tomorrow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrindor Puppet's national animal is the Atlas, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kyrindor Puppet is ranked 34,092^nd in the world and 14^th in MJT for Most Cultured, scoring 77 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.