The République Démocratique of Younizia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mme la Présidente du Congrès with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.398 billion Youniziens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Youn~Izia. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Younizien economy, worth 246 trillion Youns a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,830 Youns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Caméléon doréball fields, and atheists in the nation feel uneasy living in buildings where they were once vilified. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Younizia's national animal is the Caméléon doré, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is L'universalisme.

Younizia is ranked 255,974^th in the world and 791^st in Europe for Most Avoided, scoring 0.91 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.