The Social Democratic Republic of Mynox is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Willy Brandt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.947 billion Mynoxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotes Wien. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mynoxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion Roses a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 209,328 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, and code enforcement officers circle wealthy Mynoxians like vultures. Crime is totally unknown. Mynox's national animal is the Federal Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Humanism.

Mynox is ranked 275,896^th in the world and 1,130^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 1.94 Obesity Rate.