The People's Republic of East Odlanski is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Hanz Vorsleki Barnov Tzar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The cynical, devout population of 883 million Odlanskians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maize. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Odlanskian economy, worth 97.4 trillion Koens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,263 Koens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political dissidents are cut off from essential services, gun ownership is compulsory, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, and soldiers have a preference for fire-and-forget payloads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Odlanski's national animal is the Giant Verdok Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

East Odlanski is ranked 33,580^th in the world and 457^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,931.06 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.