The United Empire of Eritei is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Caezari Rose I with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.883 billion Eriteians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milan. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eriteian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Hare Imperituses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,096 Hare Imperituses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, and military pistols are more secure than the national treasury. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eritei's national animal is the Eturian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Eritei is ranked 23,346^th in the world and 290^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.15 law-abiding acts per hour.