The United Empire of Eritei is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Caezari Rose I with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.999 billion Eriteians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milona. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eriteian economy, worth 735 trillion Hare Imperituses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,912 Hare Imperituses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and inter-species marriages are ignored by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eritei's national animal is the Northern Mountain Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Eritei is ranked 159,236^th in the world and 763^rd in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 51.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.