The Green Utopia of Ukrainida is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Cena with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.769 billion Ukrainidites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ukrianburgh. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ukrainidan economy, worth 891 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 154,446 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, books are so highly regarded in Ukrainida that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, and taxmen are issued platinum-cap designer boots to kick bankrupted Ukrainidites when they're down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ukrainida's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cenanism.

Ukrainida is ranked 228^th in the world and 118^th in Europe for Most Influential, scoring 279,658 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.