WA Delegate: The Kingdom of Treadwellia (elected )
Last WA Update:
The embassy with Europe is being withdrawn. Closure expected .
Regional Power: Extremely High
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Pizza Delivery Sector in Lazarus
World Census staff spent many nights answering the front door in order to measure which nations have the biggest Pizza Delivery industries.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 9,562nd in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
|1.||The Kingdom of Treadwellia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Mmph mmph!”|
|2.||The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a||Corporate Bordello||“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”|
|3.||The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis||Capitalist Paradise||“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”|
|4.||The Holy People's Republic of Old Basing||Corporate Police State||“Invaluerit Unitas Unitati In Fide”|
|5.||The Pepperoni People of Possessed Giraffes||Capitalizt||“Outsourcing Oppression Since 2011”|
|6.||The Holy Blue Empire of Nadir Dystopia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Gloom Over Dominated”|
|7.||The Empire of Aegis-5||Iron Fist Consumerists||“For the Empire!”|
|8.||The Hellish Reality of Schlueter||Capitalizt||“Plan for the worst, hope for the best.”|
|9.||The Free Trade Commonwealth of Amytha red||Corporate Bordello||“Stop being poor”|
|10.||The Free Land of Volnosti||Capitalizt||“Liberty or Death”|
- : The Republic of Chubbiestness53 was refounded.
- : The Democratic Republic of Reimerea departed this region for Atrosia Isles.
- : The Democratic Republic of Reimerea was refounded.
- : The United States of N00bVille was refounded.
- : The Kingdom of Xerinos departed this region for The Land of Dragonia.
- : The Oppressed Peoples of An oily sexy sans departed this region for Undertale.
- : The Kingdom of Xerinos was refounded.
- : The Constitutional Monarchy of Reliot was refounded.
- : The Oppressed Peoples of An oily sexy sans was refounded.
- : The Technocratic Republic of Skyowo was refounded.
Lazarus Regional Message Board
Tubbius is something like brain mush today. Doggy Tubbius is about to drive His Rotundity up a wall. The Portly Puppy is being excessively yippy and yappy today.
Lady Zaharra slyly suggests that perhaps Tubbius should take Doggy Tubbius for a walk! (Yes, she has no heart. :))
Factbook entry number ten!
The most popular theory, and the one that seems to best fit the body of empirical evidence, posits that there is a roughly linear coorelation between raw intelligence, life experience (wisdom, if you will), emotional sensitivity (empathy), and the intensity of the reaction.
Interestingly, photographs and videos of the Lady don't provoke any reaction at all (beyond surprise at her black irises), even when her eyes are clearly visible, in people who have never seen her in person. There is a reaction in people who have seen them, but it's much weaker that what would happen in the Lady's actual presence, and probably a case of visual stimuli triggering emotions associated with memories.
Young children are apparently unaffected as well: a visit by the Lady to a pediatric hosptial triggered responses only in children aged two (approximately) and up, the intensity increasing with age from almost nothing (a vague feeling of unease) at two, to full effects at age thirteen. As a side note, newborns actually seem to find the Lady's presence soothing, a phenomenon which defies explanation at this time.
Generally speaking, the more intelligent, wise, and/or emotionally sensitive a person is, the stronger their reaction. People who score highly in only one trait don't react as strongly as those who score highly in two of the traits, and heaven help those who score highly in all three. The only adults that are more or less immune are people with severe anti-social personality disorder, a.k.a. psychopaths.
Finally, whatever causes the reaction is not sight dependent, as blind people are affected in the same way as their sighted counterparts.
M. Senator Drax believes that The Lady is either a witch, an SCP, or really good at staring contests.
I've read some of your other Factbooks, (your factbooks are really good by the way) is the one about the lady inspired by the O5 council members description by any chance?
Thank you! I created Lady Zaharra a long time ago, well before I stumbled onto the SPC series, so no; I would say, though, that my style of writing has been influenced by the series, and that might be what you're picking up on.