Population | 15.516 billion |
Capital | Enchanted Wildwood |
Leader | Queen Arbeaone |
Currency | ¤ luminous orb |
Animal | iridescent-winged purple peryton |
The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Arbeaone with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.516 billion Divine Deerlings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enchanted Wildwood. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Divine Cervinean economy, worth a remarkable 5,808 trillion ¤ luminous orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 374,325 ¤ luminous orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, Queen Arbeaone is considering changing the Divine Cervinean flag to one with more glitter, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and Divine Cervine has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Divine Cervine's national animal is the iridescent-winged purple peryton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Divine Cervine is ranked 5,790th in the world and 126th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 2,596.70667144 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Divine Cervine, Divine Cervine has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
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Divine Cervine, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
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Divine Cervine, Queen Arbeaone is considering changing the Divine Cervinean flag to one with more glitter.
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Divine Cervine, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
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Divine Cervine, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
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Divine Cervine, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
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Divine Cervine, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
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Divine Cervine, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
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Divine Cervine, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
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Divine Cervine, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.