Population | 19.282 billion |
Capital | Enchanted Wildwood |
Leader | Queen Arbeaone |
Currency | ¤ luminous orb |
Animal | iridescent-winged purple peryton |
The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen Arbeaone with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.282 billion Divine Deerlings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enchanted Wildwood. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Divine Cervinean economy, worth a remarkable 7,982 trillion ¤ luminous orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 413,975 ¤ luminous orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned iridescent-winged purple perytonball fields, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Divine Cervine's national animal is the iridescent-winged purple peryton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Divine Cervine is ranked 12th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 424.79 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned iridescent-winged purple perytonball fields.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
- : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.