Most Pacifist: 3rdNicest Citizens: 5thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th
The Benevolent Queendom of
Democratic Socialists
Where the deer’s swift leap startles the wild bee
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Divine Cervine

Population19.282 billion

CapitalEnchanted Wildwood
LeaderQueen Arbeaone

Currency¤ luminous orb
Animaliridescent-winged purple peryton

The Benevolent Queendom of Divine Cervine is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen Arbeaone with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.282 billion Divine Deerlings are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enchanted Wildwood. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Divine Cervinean economy, worth a remarkable 7,982 trillion ¤ luminous orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 413,975 ¤ luminous orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned iridescent-winged purple perytonball fields, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Divine Cervine's national animal is the iridescent-winged purple peryton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Divine Cervine is ranked 12th in the world and 1st in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 424.79 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Pacifist: 3rdNicest Citizens: 5thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8thLargest Welfare Programs: 8thMost Beautiful Environments: 8thMost Developed: 9thMost Inclusive: 9thHighest Food Quality: 10thLongest Average Lifespans: 12thLowest Crime Rates: 12thSafest: 13thMost Advanced Public Education: 14thBest Weather: 15thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15thHealthiest Citizens: 20thLargest Governments: 21stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34thSmartest Citizens: 44thMost Cheerful Citizens: 51stMost Secular: 66thLeast Corrupt Governments: 96thMost Cultured: 109thHighest Poor Incomes: 191stMost Efficient Economies: 312thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 447thMost Income Equality: 547thMost Subsidized Industry: 607thMost Advanced Public Transport: 855thLargest Publishing Industry: 961stHighest Average Incomes: 962ndHighest Economic Output: 1,390thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,539thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,170thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,001stMost Stationary: 4,990thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,264thMost Influential: 13,403rdTop
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Largest Populations: 17,496th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 104th in the regionMost Stationary: 117th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 147th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 159th in the regionMost Influential: 315th in the regionLargest Populations: 570th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 824th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned iridescent-winged purple perytonball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Divine Cervine, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.

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