The Republic of Dialland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dial Hoang with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, soft-spoken computers, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.116 billion Diallandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dial. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Diallandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,028 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 257,107 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast, sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner, the past is set in stone, and ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dialland's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dialland is ranked 5,708^th in the world and 194^th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 257,107.78 Standard Monetary Units.