The Doohanity of Scottrick is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 48.905 billion Scottrickians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scottrickian economy, worth an astonishing 18,789 trillion robonians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 384,209 robonians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime is totally unknown. Scottrick's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scottrick is ranked 103^rd in the world and 8^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 858 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.