The Doohanity of Scottrick is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its conspicuous electricity pylons, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 49.264 billion Scottrickians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Scottrickian economy, worth an astonishing 18,939 trillion robonians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 384,443 robonians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, entomologists flock to Scottrick City for its remarkable gadfly population, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime is totally unknown. Scottrick's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Scottrick is ranked 332^nd in the world and 12^th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 131.48 average smiles per day.