The Federal Republic of Aigania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor Adriano Arthur with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.174 billion Aiganians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Progreso. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aiganian economy, worth an astonishing 22,773 trillion Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 612,614 Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, there's never enough space in space, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime is totally unknown. Aigania's national animal is the Minotaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aiganiaism.

Aigania is ranked 405^th in the world and 16^th in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 180.71 on the Kitten Softness Rating.